Xena Zen

1. My client tells me his father calls and said, "Your mom fell down and I can't pick her up so I will leave her there for a day." My client says, " No pa call 911." This happenned twice! Apparently they live far from other neighbors.

2. Your mom calls and say it hurt when she went pee and she went to the doctor to find out that her panties were too tight and made her cootchie raw. She tried to explain as she got older, her tummy is too big. She is not overweight. Plus she was sitting in her office chair for long periods at a time and at that angle it rubbed her raw as well. Ayah!

3. Your dad goes surfing in Hawaii in his 60's, hits his head and goes to the hospital to have someone call my mom and say, " We have your husband, he is in the emergency room!" She frantically drives to the hospital over and up the hills of Hawaii.

4. Your dad keeps hitting the road strip bumpers on the right side of the road, does illegal turns, and curses at everyone as they blow their car horn.

5. Your parents cut branches down from a tree and almost hit their family room window because they pushed and anchored the tree in the wrong direction. They cannot wait for the kids to help them.

6. Your parents go for a hike all day and have not enough food and water and come home half dead.

Can you add to this list?