Anectodes- Recounts of sessions whether good, bad, funny, or indifferent. No names or identitites will be revealed. They
are the most memorable incidences to date on RB.

Revelations- Predictions about someone (not their future) but who they are and things about them that come from the innate psychic abilities I possess. I discovered I was very intuitive about a year into RB around January 2007.

I always ask my clients if it scares them. Truly they remain very composed, some surprised, and some elated. I love the reaction I get each time. I never get tired of guessing if it is true or not. I do need to touch them. I sense and read alot though touch.

I still have to find some of the numbers in between.

Anecdotes

"Anecdote #2 - Marking My Ceiling"

I had a guy come in and near the end of the session he asked if he could mark my ceiling. He said, " I want to mark your ceiling?" I said, "No." He said, "Cmon, Xena, I want to mark your ceiling. I can make it up there. What is the big deal." I replied, "We are not dogs. If you mark my ceiling I will have you clean it up (in my Dom voice).
He replied back, " You are no fun Xena."
I am so mean huh.

"Anecdote #3 - Toke as a Tip"

I did not accept that as a tip today but that was very interesting. Almost 3 years and noone offered. Well I do not do drugs so I politely declined. Nicely wrapped though. I use to smoke a long time ago. I loved clove cigarettes back in the day.

"Anecdote #5- Last Day Before House Arrest"



I had a massage session with a client from the foothills. Close to the end of the appointment he told me that this is the last day of freedom for him for 6 months. He said, "I will be on house arrest as of tomorrow. I am really not looking foward to it. I will be bored and feel trapped." I had asked him what he had done but then quickly told him not to tell me. I proceeded to tell him to see me when he got out at the end of the session. Why I said that I am not sure. He never did and probably just as well.

"Anecdote #6- Good Boy?"

I had a client fully tatted and he told me he was a good boy and alwasy have been. I said I doubt that. He looked like a hard core criminal. I asked, " All your Life? " He then replied, "Yes, well what do you consider good?" " I asked, "Have you ever been in jail?" He then said, "Yes, I was in jail a few years in my life off and on, but not anymore." I said, "That is what I thought." He told me he turned his life around and found God, was married and had kids. I love those stories. I had respect for him regardless of his past and told him that.

"Anecdote #7- Crush me Xena!"

I have told this story a lot. He was Vietnamese, in his 20's and weighed 120 lbs with a 28 inch waist. I was massaging him and I was doing my back manipulation move which ends in me laying on top of the client's back. He said to me in a very enthusiastic tone, "Crush me Xena, crush me!" I laughed. So I replied, "You want me to crush you huh. Yah. You want me to lay my whole weight on you, don't you. DON'T YOU? Huh?. Shall I body slam you." I am so dominant I even laugh at myself.

"Anecdote #8- 1st Chinese Client"

In the beginning , I had a Chinese client come to me. It was like massaging my dad for me at first because he reminded me of my father. I was a little nervous in the beginning. At the end of the massage, he was laying down and it seemed like this happy ending was taking long. This may have been before I developed a good forearm as well. I told him you have 5 minutes half jokingly. He replied, "I do not know if I can do that. He then said in his full accent, So much PRESSAHHHHHHHH." Pressure was the word. Needless to say after him I got over the massaging my dad or anything wierd regarding asian clients. Why I was apprehensive I am not sure. He just came back recently and it was great to see him again.

"Anecdote #9- Panty Snatcher from SF!"

I had a dom session with a client that drove from San Francisco. We did a 90 minutes spa, massage and domination session. He asked to wear my panties and asked to keep them. I told him as long as he gave it back to me when he came back it would be fine. He said he would. I asked him when he would see me and he said soon. I called him a few months later and he said he would come back. He has not so far, it has been a year or so, so my panties are held captive in SF. Never again will I do that.

"Anecdote #10- The Reason why I DO NOT do Couples"

Early in my career I had a call from a man and he told me his wife was bicurious. They were suppose to be a good looking couple. Anyways they came to my house for a half hour which ended up to be 45 minutes. They walked in and he was an average looking and average weight man but his wife was a larger and unattractive woman. I ended up doing an erotic massage for her while he watched. I charged only $100 for this which really was not worth it in the end. While I was massaging her I saw no interest on her part to touch me at all and he kept trying to touch me behind her back. I pushed him gently because I did not want any drama. So by the time I got to playing with her with my toys they decided to have sex. I had fun watching. I am a bit of a voyeur. Afterwards, I said , “Well you guys do not have problems in the bedroom.” She turned to him angrily and said, “We do NOT have problems in the bedroom!” He replied, “No, honey, no, she is saying that we are fine together and she was complementing us.” She left in a huff. He then called me back thanking me telling me she was shy but that she is bicurious and that they wanted another session. I said, “No, more couples. “ He has called a few times since then and each time I tell him no.
I have had several requests from men, but like GR, a male provider states in his ad, you have to speak to both parties. Many men say they want to suprise their wife or girlfriend but it never works. Or does it?

"Anecdote #13- My Neighbor was a Screamer"

I was traveling in 2007 with another provider. She was very popular, phone ringing every 15 minutes and let's say she was very enthusiastic. She is a screamer. I thought I was loud lol. I had a domination session and after the session we could hear her. I was trying to just talk normally to him but he kept looking at the wall trying to peer in with his ears. I was so embarrassed. I hate hotels and despise traveling. I prefer if I travel to do incalls at a house.
Anyway needless to say I talked to her about it and she told me I should not get an adjoining room next time. You think?
Have you had a neighbor who was a screamer?

"Anecdote # 14- The Swingers"

Wow I meet a few clients that swing in their personal life. I have heard it all. Men who say their wife is bi, their wife is straight. I have heard of an island where my one client goes with his wife. She is the only woman allowed there except the other working girls employed there. I hear crazy stories. I am thinking wow I will never experience this anytime soon and do I want to? What is your experience with the swinging lifestyle?

"Anecdote #15- I found you in PLAYBOY!"

Excuse me. I mean I saw the your ad on a site that was named in Playboy and then I found you. I said well thanks, "I would love to be there but.." We both laughed.

"Anecdote #16- Researching for Asian Invasions on the Web"

............and found me.
Ok, this man was doing a research paper. One of my logos I used was Asian Invasian massage where he found my website and decided to stop researching and call me. We laugh to this day. Who would have thought?

"Anecdote #17- I miss my Iron Man"

This is what I get for being fecicious, with a dry sarcastic humor sometimes. I had a client that participated in Iron Men races. He was in his off season for training. He was well built with a flat stomach. I asked him, "Where is your eight pack?" He replied, "C'mon I am not in training yet." I replied, "Come back to me when you have one." This was of course was in the middle of the session and he has not come back. My big mouth getting me in trouble again. No I am sure he was okay with that, cause he just laughed. Well?

"Anecdote #18 - DATY"

I had a gentleman in his 40's from Pleasanton and he went down on me and I came so much I almost died. I think it was like 3-4 times. So I tease clients about how I rate them in their DATY skills. I think honestly he was the few 9's I have ever given. That guy had a gift. He said, "If you have ever need me, call me, you know where to find me, and I won't charge you. Hmnn. I think I have heard that one before.

"Anecdote #19- My Largest Guy"

He owned a care home. I really enjoyed his company. He would come later in the day. He was about 400 lbs and I had to put him in the hot tub by himself. Oh no I thought. But I mananged to sit on the edge of the tub legs around him and make him laugh and relax. I love all men so I never judge a book by his cover. He was the sweetest guy. I remember him emailing me and said he was going through rough time but wanted to see how I was doing. That was so sweet.

"Anecdote #20 - 2 Handed Job"

One client I had was so large I had to use 2 hands. My first 2 handed hand job. I mean had to had to. He was like 9 inches and 5 inches diameter. Thick as a coke can as they say and it was a success.

"Anecdote # 21- My First CBJ"

happenned August 08. I decided well it is time to take the plunge. I told my customer of 3 years, "Today is your lucky day. I am going to practice something on you. Now I may bite you with my teeth. But don't worry." In the past, I had burned his penis with warming lube that he was allergic too, the unlucky 1% I guess. I swore I used it before on him since I had seem numerous times. I also burned him with my new hot rocks set, not realizing I had done so. He said, "Sure why not." I did fine as it turned out but you never know. The rest is history

Revelations

"Revelation #1- Birthdate"

In August I had a customer I pinpointed his exact birthdate. I said, "You are a scorpio. Is your birthdate Nov 14th?" He said, "Yes it is."

"Revelation #2 - A Man's Best Friend"

I was massaging this man who I knew based on his dress and mannerism lives out in a rural area. I asked him, "Do you have a black lab that you are very close to and his name is Buddy?." He said, "Yes I do. Amazing. Wow."

"Revelation #3- Another Man's Best Friend"

I was in the hot tub with a client in his early 20's. I looked at him and said , "You have a friend that is close to you the is older than you in his late 20's and he is brunette and his name is _____. I forgot the name myself, but it was not his fiend's name. Anyways he replied, "Yes, I do. We spend alot of time together. He is like a brother to me. Wow that is amazing."

"Revelation #4- Close to his Grandma"

I was massaging a client and I told him that I think he was close to his grandmother. He said, "Yes I am." I cannot remember if she was still alive. He was half Japanese and half white. I had guessed his grandmother's full name. She was Japanese and he was raised partly by this woman. It took me three times but it really amazed him regardless.

"Revelation #5- His Occupation"

Client was driving from Bakersfield for a meeting and to visit with me. I thought wow that is far. Like 4 hours. He came and I guessed he was a defense attorney. At first I told him a bails bondsman. Ooops! He fit the mold. He was 375 lbs I think, he likes scotch, and he was fairly burly and gruff. I love all men so I was intrigued. We did a domination session. Afterward I pointed him to Sam Hof Brau since he wanted to know if was still around. So afterwards he told me he was not going to his all day meeting. I must have done a good job or I was a bad influence. Anyways he drove all the way back after lunch and I thought poor chap? Or was he the lucky one. You decide.

"Revelation #6- The Unexpected- Nothing"

I had a client who came in and seemed very closed to me. He came in and he was purposely putting a hard field of resistance and I could not read him at all. I realized then that although I read people very well, with people who do not want you to know anything about them that you cannot force anyone to be open. It is a rare thing but it happens and that is okay. However I think things seemed remiss after that. A connection cannot be made without any communication unfortunately.