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Stella Stella rating
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14-Aug-13, 01:48 PM (PST)
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"Motorboating"
 
LAST EDITED ON 14-Aug-13 AT 01:58 PM (PST)
 

I am constantly amazed by how many men who have no clue what this is !

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motor%20boat

1.motor boat

to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making a hubababa sound.

Man look at that rack!
yeah i'd motor boat them jugs all night long!


2.motor boat

The act of sticking your face between a pair of ones breasts and shaking your head violently while making noises that resemble a motor boat.


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I know, it might be a little juvenile of me, but I can't help it ! It cracks me up every time ! So sometimes I ask guys to do this. In session, of course...not just random guys in the grocery store or at the bank. I don't know why, but I just find it hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24nuevEVo0I

p.s. The guy in the video is being really polite. For optimal results, you should bury your face *deep* between the breasts so they jiggle and bounce off of your cheeks. I also highly doubt motorboating can make your boobs bigger. At least I hope not !


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Really cute breast cancer awareness video with motorboating. I thought it was adorable but apparently, not everyone else felt that way. Reading through the comments, I found a lot of people bashing the video by calling it "irrelevant, unintelligent, insulting, chauvinistic" and so on. I don't understand the negative response ? Breasts are functional (i.e.breastfeeding) but they're also sexually exciting and sometimes just plain silly and fun. I didn't think the ad was at all disrespectful or in poor taste.


Breast Cancer Awareness:
http://vimeo.com/32558339


~Stella


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14-Aug-13, 02:10 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: Motorboating"
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I got the motor boating whip lashing of a lifetime in Las Vegas many, many years ago. I had worked my all nighter for work, hopped on a plane to Vegas with my cousin and were supposed to meet some friends there and carry on. The friends never showed up, we gambled for a few hours rode the Big Shot on top of the Stratusphere and that bucket of bolts roller coaster that went around the side of it. Still no friends. We worked our way to the Chetah Club tying one on along the way. I eventually dosed off and would be awakend by some chic straddeling me and viciously shaking her smashed up tits in my face. I would come out of my drunken state only to pass out again and be violently woken up again by some big titties smashing my face back and fourth. Our friends finnaly called, we left that dark strip club only to be blinded by the light of day. I kept asking my cousin what happened when I was passed out because my neck hurt like a mother, he just laughed and said toughen up, it's Vegas. What a crazy 48 hours, only in Vegas.

+2 for breast cancer awareness, breast are awesome.

Although this song is more about this guys Johnson I call it the motor boating song. Enjoy!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAohTRUTeyU


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19-Aug-13, 07:47 PM (PST)
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4. "RE: Motorboating"
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>I got the motor boating whip lashing of a lifetime in Las
>Vegas many, many years ago. I had worked my all nighter for
>work, hopped on a plane to Vegas with my cousin and were
>supposed to meet some friends there and carry on. The
>friends never showed up, we gambled for a few hours rode the
>Big Shot on top of the Stratusphere and that bucket of bolts
>roller coaster that went around the side of it. Still no
>friends. We worked our way to the Chetah Club tying one on
>along the way. I eventually dosed off and would be awakend
>by some chic straddeling me and viciously shaking her
>smashed up tits in my face. I would come out of my drunken
>state only to pass out again and be violently woken up again
>by some big titties smashing my face back and fourth. Our
>friends finnaly called, we left that dark strip club only to
>be blinded by the light of day. I kept asking my cousin what
>happened when I was passed out because my neck hurt like a
>mother, he just laughed and said toughen up, it's Vegas.
>What a crazy 48 hours, only in Vegas.
>
>+2 for breast cancer awareness, breast are awesome.
>
>Although this song is more about this guys Johnson I call it
>the motor boating song. Enjoy!
>
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAohTRUTeyU

>
>


I wanna go to Vegas with you Great story !

~Stella

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2. "RE: Motorboating"
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   I think we need to take a "cruise" Stella.

"That's the smell of fitness."

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d_jnes d_jnes rating
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3. "RE: Motorboating"
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   Motorboating is enhanced when the woman shakes them back and forth. And, have to say this, DD+ makes an amazing difference.

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5. "RE: Motorboating"
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LAST EDITED ON 19-Aug-13 AT 08:19 PM (PST)
 
>Motorboating is enhanced when the woman shakes them back and
>forth. And, have to say this, DD+ makes an amazing
>difference.

As I'm sure Beaver_Stretcher can testify. Actually, I think there was a lawsuit involving a guy who got whiplash at a club from a dancer's breasts ? I'm pretty sure I heard something like that.


Yep, here it is:


http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1356&dat=19980702&id=63FRAAAAIBAJ&sjid=OggEAAAAIBAJ&pg=3948,680659


Classic motorboating @ 4:34 Actually, this whole video is a little surreal. It's like an online dating show thing filmed in San Francisco. He's telling her he likes to wear women's panties, she's showing him hers...typical 1st date stuff. These two goofballs look happy as hell at the end.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1nP4YrH3rU


~Stella

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6. "This belongs here"
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http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/i3vyg7n7o4gq0q37.jpg

~Stella

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7. "RE: Motorboating"
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Nice thread !

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/photo/zz10bw6xl3d926k5m0o5.jpg

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