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"I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
 
   That's because girls keep sending me pics like these

http://classifieds.myredbook.com/Wettpussy84/photos/441622

If your in the same room with her and yodel into that her hoo haw of hers, I'm sure there'll be an echo

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1. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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Thought that babe looked familiar. It's porn model AJay Estrada.

Thanks, Google Image Search.

(Once again, Tineye provided no hits.)

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2. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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That name looked familiar to me , so I did a quick google search and found I had inquired about her several months ago.

http://forum.myredbook.com/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl?az=show_thread&om=77899&forum=DCForumID22&viewmode=pic

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3. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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LAST EDITED ON 27-Nov-13 AT 09:11 AM (PST) by (moderator)
 
"Cox - i need Cox"

Walk Hard

the real thing:

(Deleted)


Mod. Edit: Pic removed. Re-posting pics from private forums is not permitted.
CL

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4. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   It is for sure! That's def not some tranny he/she trying to lure your gullible hetero ass in for a replay of "The Crying Game" RB style, that's for sure!

I've been bait and switched more times than I care to admit to, but mercifully, I've never reached for the insertion point and gotten the surprise of my life instead ;)

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11. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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DR. DELBERT...With the ladies you see, you better double glove.

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12. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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LAST EDITED ON 30-Nov-13 AT 08:17 AM (PST)
 
DR>DELBERT ....With the strange that you hook up with, you better be DOUBLE GLOVING.

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14. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   Baggin' on my taste in women, are ya? Alright then, but are you absolutely sure that you want to go there, given that you know that I know the kind of indignities that little Carpe has been made to endure on some of your crazier heifer hunts?

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5. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   LAST EDITED ON 26-Nov-13 AT 09:07 PM (PST)
 
It's likely the influence of porn that is partly responsible. If you stick around another decade, you might begin to feel like a proctologist, looking at ads with a gaping or prolapsed asshole. And the price will probably be tempting, too.( please don't prove me wrong by finding a gaping - ass ad that already exists) I guess the market is either created or already exists. I don't ever remember women smacking their own pussies until it showed up in porn. Then, there it is- some women actually repeat the pussy smacking behavior.

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6. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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If that porn star is annoying you, send her over and I'll give her a good licking.

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7. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   No, no, I'd LIKE to be a gyno!

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8. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   http://classifieds.myredbook.com/Xxxkelly_blissxxX/photos/600237

If you look very, very closely you'll see a teeny tiny face in that close up crotch cam shot!

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9. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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Is it . . . Jesus?

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10. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   Nope, just Elvis.

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13. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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   Oops, ad pics are gone now!

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15. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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LAST EDITED ON 30-Nov-13 AT 10:56 AM (PST)
 
"Cox - i need Cox"

Walk Hard


fortunately, I can help, because I made a record of that pic elsewhere (I assumed that that was where you first saw it, although perhaps, like me, you were just perusing the ads yesterday)...

anyway, I awoke intending to bump this thread up with an absolutely crazy idea I had that involves this very photo (my best ideas come via dream states)...

so, if you didn't think I was crazy already, you may now and forever after, but I am dead serious about this and I wish you to take me seriously...

as you were...

you know how art can be ANYTHING these days?... I mean, half of it seems like a prank or practical joke by the "artist"...

for me, this "art" phase started with christo covering hillsides in fabric and calling it art and andy warhol drawing a campbell's soup can and calling IT art...

then you had "graffiti artists" (some of who were talented - others just "scrawlers") and the collage art of ron english...

anyway, my point being that the letters "a", "r" and "t" are all found in the word "marketing", or, as I might more "artistically" write it, "mARkeTing"...

so...

and this is not some "my pet goat" satire - that is, I am being completely serious about this and if I summon the energy and get it going, you may someday being attending an exhibition of my "art" at the de young, and this "art" shall consist of nothing more than a succession of pussy shots...

that's right... you enter the de young and there in a large exhibiting room will be walls FULL of all the pussy shot photos you could ever want to see...

but all will have SOMETHING "artistic" about them, in the same way the photo below does...

because when I saw this photo, I saw the same thing as del, except I saw it twice...

let me explain...

when I saw it from a distance, sitting back from the screen, it looked to me like an alien being emerging from an interplanetary vehicle that was ALSO framed as a face, with large black ears on each side and two red eyes at the top, with a rolling stones logo-like type of tongue hanging out...

but as I looked closer, yes, just below what I initially saw as two red eyes, in white, I could see what resembled a second face, with two eyes and a nose, the mouth obscured by a long fu manchu mustache (which I happen to have in actuality) and a hairstyle like boomhauer from "king of the hill"...

and the patterns in white against a pink background looked the same on either side of the tiny human-alien face...

in short, it became more "art" than "pussy"...

and I believe I will, should, could, may, may not dedicate myself to taking pictures of every pussy I can find, in such a way that the photos show something OTHER than just "a pussy" and then I will, might, could if I wanted to, may, may not exhibit these photos (which I think should be EXTREMELY large) in major museums before selling them to "collectors" for millions of dollars, which I will then use to buy everyone who encourages my endeavor with kind, caring and supportive words FREE PUSSY FOR LIFE...

that's right - I'M PAYING (AFTER I sell these works of art, mind you)...

so, those of you who would normally say, "you're crazy" or "don't shoot that pussy" or ANYTHING that I might find non-encouraging, remember, you may be denying yourself free pussy for life...

and those of you who may think I'm nuts but don't want to take the chance that you would get left out of the free pussy for life sweepstakes, let's hear some phrases like "get to it - you'll be rich and we'll be backing you all the way to the free pussy, brother"...

there are only a limited amount of posts left on this thread so, you had better start with the encouraging words (like, "what a brilliant idea - you totally need to DO this, dude") so that you don't get left out...

so, supportive guys, line up on the left... providers who want the deep recesses of their pussies preserved for eternity in humongous photos that will be the TALK of the art world, you line up on the right... because I am READY to "make some art"...

and now, what will be the first pussy exhibited:


http://classifieds.myredbook.com/uploads/pix/pt/22l7x6hkgp81hnkv.jpg

think of this as HUGE, almost covering an entire wall...

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17. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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DEWEY.....It had to be bonafide artsy fartsy art because I got one unit of ART 198 credit at UCDAVIS for spending three days helping to erect the 12 mile "Running Fence" across the Sonoma country side ending in the Pacific Ocean.

So what was the material used in the art piece....Surplus fabric designed to be fabricated into air bags. GM fought the TSB tooth and nail not to delay having to install the air bags in their new models. This was the Reagan Administration so the Corporatists got it stalled back for two years. When the public demand for the product out weighted the resistance to it GM stopped selling the fabric for 10 cents on the dollar and began planning to be a good corporate citizen for a change.


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18. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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LAST EDITED ON 01-Dec-13 AT 10:39 PM (PST)
 
That looks like a Velociraptor right before it spits at you.


http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/08yz05v5gz34tzhx.jpg

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19. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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   Great idea, except others have already been there and stole your thunder.

See her: http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/great-wall-of-vagina-the-documentary


BloJoJo: Hush up, lil hamster, or I'll post up that self-suck vid that you were so proud of yourself for making. You're right, it IS an incredible contortionist feat (especially if you're measuring in at 4.2"), but you're still gay for doing it, even it's your own dick that's getting sucked ;)

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20. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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What a thin-skinned sissy.

You're illiterate, AND pathetic.

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21. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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   LAST EDITED ON 02-Dec-13 AT 08:20 AM (PST)
 
I'm not thin-skinned at all; I can take it and give it back as long as you can last (which that last girl of yours said was about a minute and a half ;)

We both have a history: You, for embarrassing yourself in public and failing to realize that one "Jo" is plenty enough. Me, for relentlessly bagging on your lame ass. Shall we write a new chapter or just let sleeping dogs lie?

Here's reality: You come onto my obviously light-hearted thread and, instead of contributing meaningfully, you want to school me...wtf!!? Then, when I comically put you in your place, you get all butt hurt and accuse ME of being thin-skinned. Then, still worse, you come back at me with something that's off-topic AND not funny.

To make amends, I suggest that you post up some amusing gyno shots. Either that or I'll be forced to post up some more myself featuring that heifer of a wife of yours ;)

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22. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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   BIG FAT WARNING (WARNING, WARNING): DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU ARE SELF-BLOJOJOJO!!!

http://cdn.mature-beauty.com/pics/2013-01-23/88047_08big.jpg

See buddy, and you thought the little wifey would never do it, huh?

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23. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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Oh sorry, my bad... I forgot that you are a "writer", and how seriously you take all the drivel that you post on this site.

Sadly, you're about to get schooled again.

Game,

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24. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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Set,

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25. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a future famous artist"
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Match.

Drop dead, rookie.

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16. "RE: I'm beginning to feel like a gynocologist!"
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If you're "feeling" like a gynecologist, you'd better learn to spell it.

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