My Name is Lew and I Work in the Sewer. Well as you know, not really work. The City pays me to show up which I do most of the time. Log in, slam down cocktails, get high, get blown, pass out, get blown again.
I also control all the crack and shiva action at County jail. AKA Club 850.
That’s where Tara comes in. Little Miss Conceited Slut is a World Class Crack Head. She’s been down the sewer hole whenever I want, Deep Throating dick and licking balls in exchange for that pure Shit the homies toss. She shows up begging for rock ass cock and balls. We get her high take all her $$ and flush her. Worthless bitch.
Tara is a frequent flyer in squad cars heading to 850. Most recent bust was for deranging a Fedex truck driver. He picked her up and the Brothers were laying in wait at her chosen destination (PL lesson numero uno – don’t let the whore pick the spot). With pants down around ankles in anticipation of that BBBJDTTCWS they cracked his Skull. Ended up stripped naked hog tied in the back of the truck with Tara and the brothers Christmas shopping in his truck.
First Class ride to the Orient with LiPo’s name on it was among the casualties. That’s why he is still around shilling for that no account NO BBBJTCIM useless Jenna. Just kiddin’ buddy. Once you get to know her you can make that big titted slut whistle Dixie in your asshole.
Back to my real Gig as the Major Drug Domo at the Jail. My dickweed Mule totes the shit down to the slammer. I show up every once in a while just to let everybody know who is in charge Downtown.
Gavin ain’t – I am. Fucking cops hate the Sissy. Put up with him only because Chris Daly is such a raving dickhead pathetic lunatic butthole that Gavin seems like a Winston Churchill/Bobby Kennedy heroic figure in comparison.
Got to 850. Tara was making too fucking much noise. Decided to take her down the 850 sewer hole and brought about 63 inmates with us. For the next 5 hours that whore’s holes were Trailer-Parkish. Double Wide. 2 dicks in every hole all the time. She dug it for awhile then started to bitch that her asshole hurt. Slapped her around – shut the fuck up useless slut. She got the message. The prisoners pounded her cracks into a raw pulp. We stuck a crack pipe in her mouth so she could find the energy to keep suckin’ and fuckin’. Dragged Robyn and Cassie down there (is Robyn EVER out of 850). The 3 of them took about 137 loads of splooge while convicts danced and partied all round their cum drenched skulls.
It’s a blur. Dude my whole life is. Some memory about having a huge yuck up with some cops about the Chronicle sex slave expose. Fucking Chronicle wouldn’t know an AAMP from a Duracell Batterey.
Hit the street with about $10K for the week and won Tara’s release. Welcome back to the Streets you silly whore. Daddy must be so proud. I Luv those C’man pics of pubic hair up her nostrils. Can’t wait to spray beer foam all over the slut while I unload down her throat. Again…