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AnalArmageddon AnalArmageddon rating
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318 posts, 10 feedbacks, 14 points		 24-Aug-10, 10:19 AM (PST)
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"Anyone in SF know her ???"
 
   This is my ATF review - at least for this month. Died laughing. Is she known in SF?

MilfMonica
City San Francisco
Email: milfmonica@gmail.com
Web: classifieds.myredbook.com/classified.php?uname=milfmonica
Price: $120
Ad Copy 36 yr old Kinky, Slutty, City M.i.l.f 4you!
Descr: Small BBW with lots of ghetto tattoos
Smokes: No
Services: FS, CBJ
Review: The hoodrat vocabulary and her refusal to provide a number should have been all the clues I needed. The email game resulted in taking almost two days to meet at Hot Tubs. "Money up front" were her exact words as soon as I closed the door. "I don't kiss and I aint gettin in that nasty water" were the first things out of her mouth after she counted the cash. Bags my terrified cock then sucks/yanks it. Tried to spit on it about 8 times and kept spitting on my thighs. The hard-on was 100% Viagra and as soon as it was rigid she jumps up and bends over. Keeps loudly yelling out the same ghetto porn lines "Aye Papi", "Fuck me Daddy", to the point where it would have been hilarious if it wasn't my money. I finally just stopped moving and let her annoying mouth shout my hard on down. In mid "Papi" she suddenly asked "Did you cum?" I didn't say a word, she shouts "Yes!", gets dressed and is out the door. The next 50 minutes were actually pretty nice...enjoyed the silence, the hot tub and jacked off. My only worry was that she was outside breaking into my car...thankfully that didn't happen.
Looks: face 6, body 4
Attitude: 0
Service: 0 TOFTT and hated nearly every second of it...street walker that found RB
Handle: Lots_a_lickin
Review Id: 2998645

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4426 posts, 32 feedbacks, 59 points		 24-Aug-10, 10:27 AM (PST)
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1. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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Good Lord! another date from hell. "got dressed and out the door".......
the sad thing is, the dates could get even worse than this.

"Can't Spell - Butt sure can DAYT"

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199 posts, Rate rad_hazard949		 24-Aug-10, 10:42 AM (PST)
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3. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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   I met her in the Mish, it was the worst service ever. I was more happy for her to get out of my car, than her getting in.

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blueystoots blueystoots rating
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120 posts, 2 feedbacks, 3 points		 24-Aug-10, 11:45 AM (PST)
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4. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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   Because of great men like you anal, that we now know not to date a girl like that. It was a great review and I have been lucky in my 4 years of doing this not to really have too many rob experiences. I was robbed once or twice early in the game by this beautiful Latina named Vanessa. She would promise me $60 for Full Service and would give a lackluster BJ, with a HJ. I gave her another chance because of her beauty and regretted it.

Just remember there will be mistakes made, but everything is good so long as you don't get caught by LE.


-Stoots

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2073 posts, 6 feedbacks, 12 points		 24-Aug-10, 07:06 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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   Sorry to hear about your session from hell! That's why whenever I saw someone new -who was not even a recommendation from RB bros, I would not have invested so much into the session. I would just do a standard car date and if she didn't look/sound promising at first impression I'd downgrade it to only a car BJ. That way, if it did not turn out well I would have lost little money and little time as well.

By arranging an expensive date at the tubs you must have had high expectation and invested not just money but also time and spirit into this new girl. Again, sorry about your experience. May I suggest not going so far out on a limb with the next unknown girl?


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Gnusey
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3309 posts		 24-Aug-10, 07:47 PM (PST)
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6. "Just curious"
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Mr. AA,

Did you happen to glance at this lass's reviews? Even the guy who gave her the highest rating said he tried to think of something else until it was over.

Her belly and tits were described as "flabby" and her bj technique was mechanical at best.

Not much upside potential, as far as I can see.

http://bit.ly/cq188N

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BigBopper BigBopper rating
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1659 posts, 32 feedbacks, 55 points		 24-Aug-10, 08:07 PM (PST)
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7. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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LAST EDITED ON 24-Aug-10 AT 08:10 PM (PST)
 
Yet this guy, jassman247365, says, "This milf is now my ATF" and gives her a 9 for service and another 9 for looks!

jassman247365 is so articulate:

"She showed up looking much better than her pics. N da tits r REAL! She gave me da Best CBJ I had n a while n fellows her kitty is 1 of da prettiest I have seen! N she knows what 2 do. Had my toes curling. I will definitly repeat."

How about a new forum where we can list all of these bogus/self/pimp written reviews.....if we could somehow get them all into alphabetical order it would be great!

BB22


Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in!

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AnalArmageddon AnalArmageddon rating
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318 posts, 10 feedbacks, 14 points		 24-Aug-10, 08:35 PM (PST)
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8. "Just for the record..."
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   I did not see nor review this girl. Just found the review and posted it here for entertainment.

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Mrgetsome24 Mrgetsome24 rating
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485 posts, 4 feedbacks, 8 points		 24-Aug-10, 08:35 PM (PST)
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9. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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   Lol.That would be a good idea to have something along that line for this kind of shit.

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hulaboy1 hulaboy1 rating
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258 posts, 7 feedbacks, 6 points		 24-Aug-10, 11:10 PM (PST)
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10. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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   Don't know whats' worse the date or that "hoodrat vocabulary?"

Sh*t! There both "F" up.

Had one similarly expeiance but it turned out OK-everything cover.

HB

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milfmonica
Member since 11-Nov-09
10 posts		 25-Aug-10, 04:47 PM (PST)
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11. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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   wow! I dont come out much but I will soooooo be out and about this evening to prove this information posted about me as FALSE,,lol,,small bbw? really? lmao! isnt bbw self explanatory? I am no spinner but far from bbw,,I think butthurt ex boyfriends and current stalkers should not be able to post! and jassman is a real person, not me, and not anyone I knew before he scheduled a date with me,,fyi,,show and tell this evening be there or be square,lol,

~yours truly:)

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xraymann xraymann rating
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7849 posts, 40 feedbacks, 70 points		 26-Aug-10, 08:31 AM (PST)
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12. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
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Don't know guys. Her ad is most interesting. Self Proclaimed nympho is not something most would admit too. Only other one I know is blonde Sara. Both fit my fav list as they both have great big tits.

I'd be happy to take Monica for a test drive to dispell the bad vibes but I am strickly a street guy at street prices. Even Monica's relatively low 140 is three times my budget for a car date. I rarely ever do a date in the girls room as it always makes me feel exposed and vulnerable to being robbed. It's happened enough in the past to reinforce that feeling so I just don't. It has also been my experience thet the girl fells much safer in her own room so is less apt to put forth maximum effort. BT Susan is a classic example in that her car dates with me are way better than when I used to go to her room. So much so that she even noticed it and brought up the subject.

Just my $0.02

Ray

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milfmonica
Member since 11-Nov-09
10 posts		 26-Aug-10, 02:26 PM (PST)
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13. "RE: Anyone in SF know her ???"
In response to message #12
 
   Thank you xraymann,,I had to chime in one last time,,and for the record my escort rates are just that,,"escort rates" as in log on send me an email book an appointment,,but I also respect the thrill of the hunt so if you can find me on the streets thats what you get street date at street rates,,"still here for the thrill of things" lol,also I dont mind giving clues as far as location and times when Im out and about;) inbox me or email me with the subject title (silver dollars)hopefully one day we will all be able to witness sf back to its glory days,,even if its only for a day:)

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AnalArmageddon AnalArmageddon rating
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318 posts, 10 feedbacks, 14 points		 13-Sep-10, 05:48 PM (PST)
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14. "More Milf Monica Review Snippets"
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   LAST EDITED ON 13-Sep-10 AT 05:49 PM (PST)
 
This tidbit from freqpgmr - one of her 4 reviewers:

"I will not be repeating and I would not recommend it unless they were my enemy."

So wassup with that Milf "Fuck me Papi! Yes!!!!!" Monica?

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