I purr, therefore I am.I hate it when they say these things, and I actually have said the following answers to them, sometimes jokingly, sometimes dead serious. MOST clients, however, don't ask too many personal questions and until I get to know them better as trusted regulars, they understand that everyone in this business both client and escort are here for discretion and confidentiality.
1. Why are you doing this?
Why are you asking? Is what I'm doing so bad that you have to project your own guilt onto me??
2. How come you haven't found a nice husband/man to take care of you?
Um, maybe because I don't WANT to, I wouldn't want to be a 'kept woman'...I'm very independent and enjoy making my own money?
3. So do you have a real job?
What, this job isn't real? Maybe you should get a 'real' girlfriend?
4. * This one takes the clincher...a guy from Texas actually said this to me: " You're the 125th hooker I've been with."
Me: "You're the _______ ( insert a huge number here) client I've been with."
5. I could make this last all hour/hours/night long.
No, you can't, because if THAT body part gives out, I don't have workman's ( or should I say workwoman's) compensation.